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    September 21

    一姐大讲堂(序)

      哪有自己给自己写序的啊,可不是还没出名吗?我身边文笔好的也就是MM了,老娘她太忙了,我就不打扰了。等她有时间在补一个吧。

     

       是什么让我想谈性呢,其实是冒着风险的,本人的SPACE已经被BLOCK了一回,原因是我放了不恰当的图片,这次用文字表述出来会不会惹出麻烦还不知道,不过我是真的想说说男男女女的那些破事了。

     

      昨晚上和一朋友吃饭,男性,谈起了我的一点小心事(代号茉莉),自然而然的就说到了如果男女到了本垒打,究竟是男人吃亏还是女人吃亏?我不是给JM们找台阶,客观的分析是男人吃亏,大家都知道这种事情是男人的体力活,女人可以假装羞答答的享受;女人可以多重性高潮,男人若是结束的早了就要开口说最近工作太忙有点累;连最后物质上的付出也是男人(俗称是弟弟吐了),女人大可以结束后皱着眉说这个男人也不过如此,呵呵,但笑过了头也要小心,男人会种豆!

    那到底是谁吃亏呢?要不要讨论这个呢,会伤感情吧。于是就SMS了若干好友,大概是:我决定开始在BLOG里做性爱大讲堂,希望大家捧场!

    呵呵,回复的到真是不少,而且支持占绝大部分,礼貌性的征求了一下大家的意见看看先BLA什么好,下面公布一下大家的回复(不许反对啊!):

    1.       差点和我磨豆腐的CATHY说:最好一开始先别太深入讲讲怎么勾引男人上床,或男人怎么勾引女人。一看就是最近想放荡了。
    2.       卢火男强烈建议我聊聊one nite stand,呵呵,我了解,最近是火气不小啊。
    3.       惟子想看点色情的,呵呵,他单位估计除了电脑就是男人啊。
    4.       MM的帅帅只发来带标点5个字:处女,处女原来他当时是在一个维族婚礼上,我问他新娘是处女吗?他说他又试不了,我问的还真是废话啊!!!
    5.       小喧子特认真,告诉我第一讲特别重要,要雅俗共赏,不能太色情,也不能太深奥,但还要让人有冲动感。

    好难啊,我就是一小俗女人,也没有什么文笔,想什么打什么,而且我特能跑题,大家凑合凑合看啊。

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    馨 郭wrote:
    多亏我么和你磨豆腐
    Sept. 26
    YUKI LIwrote:
    都说了我不会写了,想什么写什么,哪能和你们上研究生的比啊
    Sept. 22
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    Kenny wrote:
    真是做到了神散形也散 犀利 牛#
    Sept. 21
    就知道你搞点什么,都得是爆炸性的,败给你了!
    Sept. 21

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